This one tasted sort of mouldy-like.

Seriously, if you start quoting me, people will suspect that you are merely my alias, or that I am yours.

After all, they did think that the Global Village Idiot was my alias, those fools‏¹.

‏¹ Note: fools not included.

"all the bread of their provision was dry and mouldy" (Josh. 9:5, 12).

Well, Ha-Horesh is my genuine, bona-fide, honest to [enter deity or important figure here] middle name.
Klil Ha-Horesh - Judas` Tree.

Fine by me. That's why I publish my email address, after all. It's there, gentlemen (and gentlewomen, of course), use it.