Case of the Pregnant Lady

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She
noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She
immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile
turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst
out laughing, She complained to the driver and he had
the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge
asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man
replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the
lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Double
Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved
and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment
will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile. Then she
placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big
Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain
myself. BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth
time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear
Rubber could have prevented this Accident...I just
lost it."