Pray, does it talk?

uh... No...

WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

Does it TALK?
Umm... Yes.
I'll have that one, then.

Ok, here is your money back in a couple of Holyday vauchers.
Well, you can't say Thacher hasn't changed anything

(secret policeman graetest ball)