Downloading gigabytes-worth of pornography?
Hacking military satellites and holding them hostage for unimaginably huge sums of money?
Spamming Satan?

Why are we anywhere near a computer at this time of day, when we could be outside, sacrificing small kittens, while chanting: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?"