This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “Why Lenin wore regular shoes, but Stalin wore boots?”
We’re answering: “At Lenin's time, Russia was still only ankle-high in shit.”

This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “Is it possible to build socialism in one stand-alone country?”
We’re answering: “It's possible, but better to live in another country."

This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “What if socialism were built in Greenland?”
We’re answering: “First snow would become available only through ration cards, and later snow would be distributed only to the KGB officers and their families.”

A judge walks out of the courtroom, laughing loudly. A colleague asks, "What is it you laugh about?"
"Ah, I just heard an excellent anecdote," the judge says, sweeping tears of laughter.
"An anecdote? Tell me!"
"Are you crazy? I just sentenced a man to ten years for that anecdote."