"The tall figure made no motion to press
any of the buttons.

"Woss the matter with you?" asked Big Ted, irritably. "Go on. Press 'D' Elvis Presley died in 1976."

I DON'T CARE WHAT IT SAYS, said the tall biker in the helmet, I NEVER LAID A FINGER ON HIM."

Death - "Good Omens"

(By Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman)