My fellow American, as of this morning, our greatest ally in the Middle East, Israel, has started relocating its Arab Israeli citizens outside its border in what looks like an attempt for ethnic cleansing. While we are still analyzing our reactions to that unaaceptabe act, I have ordered the sixth fleet to be in full alert for a possible military campaign against Israel. While indeed true that they have a fantastic army (with our help and equipment for the most part), we outnumber them and will eventually win.
Have a blessed day (and go back to your shopping...)
God Bless America
fade out (show American flag in the wind)