Vincent (to Jules, who's nursing his coffee) Want a sausage? Jules: Naw, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: I ain't Jewish, man, I just don't dig on swine. Vincent: Why not? Jules: They're filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good. Jules: A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin. I'll never know 'cause even if I did, I'd never eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces. Vincent: How about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yes, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Vincent: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definately dirty. But a dog's got personality. And personality goes a long way. Vincent: So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he'd cease to be a filthy animal? Jules: We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one motherfuckin' charmin' pig. It'd have to be the Cary Grant of pigs.
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