You can't hold a ten-foot pole by both ends.

Papa bear and Mama bear enter to a Prague hotel and one of them swallows the receptionist. Few minutes later, the Police arrive and ask which of the bears was the violent one. Everyone pointed at Papa bear, so the Police shot him, sliced him open, but saw that his tummy is empty.

So, what is the moral of this story?

Never believe them when they say that the Czech is in the male!