A Jew and a Chinaman are drinking at a bar, when all of a sudden the Jew hauls off and slugs the Chinaman in the face.
The Chinaman rubs his jaw and says, "What the hell was that for?"
"Pearl Harbor," replies the Jew.
"Pearl Harbor?" yells the Chinaman. "The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, you idiot! Not the Chinese!"
"Japanese. Chinese. What's the difference? You all look the same to me."
The two men continue drinking in silence for a while, when out of nowhere, the Chinaman hauls of and slugs the Jew in the face.
"What the hell was that for?" screams the Jew.
"The Titanic," replies the Chinaman.
"The Titanic? How in hell could I be responsible for that? The Titanic sunk when it hit a fucking iceberg!"
"Iceberg. Goldberg. What's the difference?"

An Asian man walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with
2000 yen, and he walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with

2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money
than he had gotten the previous week. The lady said, "Fluctuations." The
Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming
the door, he turned around and said, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"