Gunslinger, Gunslinger, why you act so strange?
You know in your mind that you're plumb insecure,
and that killing a man is real immature
it is just an attention-getting device!

Gunslinger, Gunslinger, where did you go wrong?
When you were a child did the Cheyenne and Souix,
refuse to plaay nicely with you,
did you come from a broken home on the range?
Gunslinger?

Don't wear your guns in town today, Old Buddy,
'cause last night you cried out Mommy Dear,
You got a recurrent dream in your craw,
and that dream of your Maw will inhibit your draw, Old Buddy.

There you lie dead in the dust, Old Buddy...Old Buddy,
and now your myth begins
Out in the West its generally believed
you faced and killed the toughest hombres of your day,
but time has revealed your feet of clay.

Recent research has clearly shown that 99% of the gunmen you killed were simply accident prone)
Old Buddy, Gunslinger!!(