(From "School Is Hell," by Matt Groening.)
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, counsel.
those who can't counsel, administrate. Those who can't administrate, enter
data into the computer. Those who can't enter data into the computer, take
dictation. Those who can't take dictation, alphabetize files. Those who
can't alphabetize files, answer the phone. Those who can't answer the phone,
fry hamburgers. Those who can't fry hamburgers, run the cash register. Those
who can't run the cash register, wait on tables. Those who can't wait on
tables, carry dirty dishes to the kitchen. Those who can't carry dirty
dishes to the kitchen, wash the dirty dishes. Those who can't wash dirty
dishes, peel potatoes. Those who can't peel potatoes, buff the floor. Those
who can't buff the floor, haul out the garbage. Those who can't haul out the
garbage, write poetry. Those who can't write poetry, write clever letters to
the editor. Those who can't write clever letters to the editor, write angry
letters to the editor. Those who can't write angry letters to the editor,
spraypaint graffiti. Those who can't spraypaint graffiti, write screenplays.
Those who can't write screenplays, write TV scripts. Those who can't write
TV scripts, read scripts for the studios. Those who can't read scripts for
the studios, act. Those who can't act, take acting classes. Those who can't
take acting classes, sing. Those who can't sint, sing Rock'N'Roll. Those
who can't sing Rock'N'Roll, sing it anyway. Those who can't sing it anyway,
become depressed. Those who can't become depressed, get bitter. Those who
can't get bitter, get confused. Those who can't get confused, stay confused.
Those who stay confused, find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences.
Those who find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences, _____________.