An Asian man walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with
2000 yen, and he walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with

2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money
than he had gotten the previous week. The lady said, "Fluctuations." The
Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming
the door, he turned around and said, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"