I got this email today...
Read and forward it...

By : A true Lebanese
Open letter to President Lahoud

Mr. President.
I really have to congratulate you for
the way you are holding yourself
as a Lebanese President; elected (!!!)
to serve and protect the
interest of Lebanon and its people.You
deserve the ultimate medal of honor for
your loyalty, we are really proud.

What can I say ? History is going to
remember you as the greatest subservient for Lebanon.
It is a great honor really; you should walk with your
head high. We are really grateful for the protection
of Syria as you keep mentioning. While you are at it,
please thank them for protecting us from the Israeli
invasion 1982, Thank them for protecting us from Mr.
Kamal Jumblat, President elect Bashir Gemayel,
President elect Rene Mouawad, Mufti Hassan Khalid, Mr.
Dani Shamoun, his dangerous wife and 2 little kids And
general Michel Aoun who asked his soldier to follow
your orders in 1991 in order to stop our protective
Syria from destroying Lebanon.

You should also thank them for
protecting us against all the innocent civilians
detained and tortured in Syrian jails. Thank them for
the 15 innocent civilians who were rounded up and shot
as a bonus on Oct 13th 1990 including 3 women. Thank
them for the officer who was asked to lay
down flat on the ground while they ran
a tank over him. How about the 200 civilians shot
execution style after maiming their faces so they
cannot be identified ??
While you are on the subject, you
should also give them a big thanks from all the
Lebanese who died under torture in Syrian prisons and
the massive grave sites of more than 2,800 skeletons,
which was destroyed by the Mukhabarat (secret
services) as an attempt to dispose of any
evidence... Lebanon should be grateful
for all their efforts to preserve peace don't you
think ?

I have to admire you also, for linking
our freedom with the peace process in the region, and
the return of Golan Heights to Syria, Why not also
link their withdrawal to Abou Sayaf in the
Philippines, the Moritania movement in Morocco, the
Chessnien rebels in Russia ? Why not go all
the way for world peace even. Lebanon
should be proud.

I was really happy when I visited my
country after 20 years, especially seeing the great
view in front of the presidential palace the heart of
our autonomy. I was really happy with the Syrian posts
in front of our Universities protecting the students
from openly asking the Syrian to leave the country. I
was full with joy to learn, how the Syrians are
protecting our Defense Ministry, it is really a pretty
site. However, since they are the protector, why not
ask them to have posts in front of every hotel. It
would be great for tourism.

I also heard, that the green monkeys
from Mars are coming down to help the farmers. It
would be wise if you ask the Syrians to go on full
alert to stop the Martian invasion, how about it ?

History is keeping records, and so are
we...
Have a great Presidency, Mr.
President.
Sincerely,
A true Lebanese